Them Drones
Parody of “Them Bones” by Alice In Chains
Recorded 09-26-2015 at Caudle Studios
Brad Caudle: Vocals
Bart Harlan: Lyrics
Music: online karaoke track
I see them drones up there.
They see cradle on to the grave.
I am not alone, underneath the evil eye of them drones
They fly camera over my life,
Watching brother of the new scene.
You are not alone, underneath the evil eye of them drones.
Told you, Orwell came true.
Can’t hide nowhere under the sky.
We are not alone, underneath the evil eye of them…
I am not alone, underneath the evil eye of them…
You are not alone, underneath the evil eye of them drones
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Jack In The Box
Parody of “Man In The Box” by Alice In Chains
Recorded 09-27-2015 at Caudle Studios
Brad Caudle: Vocals & Lyrics
Bart Harlan: Lyrics & Nausea
Music: online karaoke track
Ate at Jack in the Box
Now I’m feeling sick
Alka Seltzer save me, save me
Ohhh the pain — churnin’ in my gut
Tacos and fries — and a large root beer
I want to retch — am I dyin’?
Please give me some Tums — I want to throw up
Ate at Jack in the Box
Now I’m gonna puke
Pepto Bismol save me, save me
Ohhh the pain — burnin’ in my butt
Curly fries — without a chaser
I’m blowin chunks — think I’m dyin’
And now I got the runs — get out of my way
Ohhh the pain — squirmin’ in my guts
Pitas and fries — and diet pepsi
I’m gonna spew — poor intestines
Go get me some Tums — gonna go throw up